Desperate Atlanta Braves Pass Out Coupons for Tickets Like They Are Fabric Softener

IT'S SUNDAY!  TIME FOR THE SUNDAY NEWSPAPER!

COMICS!

COUPONS!

Umm... BRAVES TICKETS!

Yes, the Atlanta Braves have gotten desperate.  Unable to get people from Atlanta and surrounding areas to come to Braves games, they resorted to what any desperate merchandiser does who can't get people to buy their product over something else... COUPONS!

So Chipper Jones, Tim Hudson, Martin Prado, Jason Heyward, and Freddy Freeman don't interest people enough to have them watch them at full price.  But cut one of these out, and maybe you can take a date:

PS - Tour Turner field for cheap, too.

People diss the Phillies over there being no sellout streak, but I'll bet my El Camino that the Phillies are drawing more than the stupid Braves!

Thanks to Anderson Melvin for passing this on (and embarrassing Braves fans).  I say follow him because he's a cool guy... for a Braves fan.

Jorge Suarez is a contributer to Philliedelphia.  If you're desperate for someone spewing nonsense who will follow you back, follow him at @hiphop_JORGE on Twitter.

Comments

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