You MUST check out this Deadspin article. It's every Pat Burrell stereotype from his whole career in Philly all rolled into one, except it's legitimate.
- Pat Burrell removed his shirt at the bar the night before his first pitch appearance Saturday, with Chase Utley and Jennifer Utley
- Burrell "made an ass of himself"
- Burrell "stiffed the bartender and left no tip"
It's a must read.