To: Philliedelphia Bloggers
From: Blogmaster Bloggers, attached is the standard 2012 recap. Use it when appropriate.
Standard 2012 Recap
The Phillies fell short tonight in National League baseball action against the [opponent].
Phillies starter [insert name] was less than sharp tonight, surrendering [insert large number] runs in just [insert low number] of innings.
The bullpen was also rocky, as [insert reliever A] and [insert reliever B] surrender [insert large number] runs.
The Phillies offense also came up short. Despite a [insert night's production] from catcher Carlos Ruiz, [insert Victorino, Mayberry, Wigginton and any other random AAA bench player who happens to be starting] were unable to capitalize.
The loss put the Phillies [large number] games back in the National League East.